A Funny Poem!

Well I guess I'm in big trouble. I know its been awhile since I have posted anything and I am so sorry to keep you all waiting, or maybe you weren't waiting. Nevertheless, I have something new I am going to post for all of my readers and non readers...lol. This is a funny poem I came up with when I use to work at America First Credit Union. I wrote this around Christmas time when I was so upset at my manager Bo for nearly saying no for time off for a very important surgery I needed to have. We're talking life or death here. Anyway I was able to have the surgery and all is well. There is also another employee named in the poem who caused trouble for everyone else at the Credit Union so she is also one I was not happy with as well. If you knew what kind of employee she was and what she did you would be writing this poem too.

T'was a Busy Day at AFCU

T'was a busy day at AFCU

All the tellers were working except for GUESS WHO.

She sat in her chair with her nose in her book

While the other tellers fingers flew without shirk.

She glnced at the screens, just a minute or two

But never lifted a finger, not even to help Sue.

The tellers grew angry they cussed and complained.

There's a teller not working its simply inhumane.

They talked to the manager, they tried to explain,

There's someone not helping we're going insane.

The manager said nothing he only shrugged

As long as YOUR working, the work will get done.

The tellers were stunned, their jaws hit the floor.

Their fellow employee should be kicked out the door.

They walked out of his office with frowns on their faces.

They had to come up with a plan and load the bases.

"It was time!" they exclaimed, to pitch in and help.

The plan to fire Kelsey wasn't a joke.

So they thought and they thought as they continued to work.

Their plan had to be good to get rid of that jerk.

Their time was running out they had to think fast,

When one of the tellers shouted, "I've got it at last!"

They gathered around, in a circle to talk,

We'll get rid of them both, they'll be doing the sad walk.

They laughed with revenge, oh this will be good,

So they went back to work to do what they could.

Time slowly passed when all of a sudden,

One of the tellers whispered, "Look our plan in work'n."

They looked at their screens with wondering eyes,

Their St. Nick Karry had finally arrived.

They cheered under their breath what a sight to see,

It's time we get rid of these dee da dees.

The tellers could hear the click of her heels

As she entered Bo's office, oh what a thrill.

They pressed their ears close to the door

So they could hear her angry roar.

My members are angry, I've heard way too much,

I got 20, no 30 complaints just at lunch.

They tell me your not working those members of mine,

So I'll tell you what I'll do to make everything fine.

The tellers all smiled as they continued to listen

This was a conversation not worth miss'n.

I want you out, I want you gone, and take that other employee too.

Your both way too lazy and it just won't do.

The tellers giggled to themselves with glee

Kelsey and Bo were told to flee.

It was about time that they paid their due

The tellers knew that this was their cue.

They emerged out of hiding those happy tellers came

It was about time that they left without shame.

They watched as Bo and Kelsey walked out the door

Knowing it they don't find a job soon they'll be poor.

And as they started to walk away in the fresh fall'n snow

Those happy tellers yelled out, "Good riddance to you all!"

Yes, I know it was all just wishful thinking, but what can I say...If I can't say it to your face, I certainly can on paper. Peace!